Physics Fail

So on Friday my Physics teacher decided to combine my two least favorite subjects: Physics and Gym. I was doomed to fail miserably the moment I stepped into classroom a few minutes late.

My athletic ability looks about like this:

Basically I am a failure at sports. I have dislocated my knee playing volleyball and had to go to the hospital, and just last Fall I got a neck injury from a hit and fall in flag football.

I walked into the classroom and the teacher was waiting for the computer to reboot and while he was doing that he had a student standing at the front passing a ping pong to students to throw at the sink in the counter. I had come in a few minutes late so I had no clue what was going on.

General paths of the ping pongs people were throwing.

Suddenly the student at the front starts talking to me telling me that they are trying to get the ping pong in the sink and that it was my turn. I seriously looked behind me in hopes that he was talking to someone else but when I turned my head around and pointed at myself the ball came flying towards me.

When it comes down to it, I couldn't throw something on the path I want it to go to save my life. I took my best aim. I knew I wasn't going to make the sink, but I was definitely not expecting to hit my teacher right in the stomach.

Especially since he was standing a couple feet away and the sink was in my direct line of path and he wasn't. I looked like I did it on purpose, but really I'm just terrible at throwing. If I fail Physics I'm blaming it on this.