Brother: We are in Indiana's lungs.
Me: What?
Brother: You know, like the rainforest is the earth's lungs.
Me: You sound like an environmentalist.
Brother: I am NOT an environmentalist!
Brother: Has America even claimed this land yet?
*Passing by a run down cement building*
Me: That's where we are staying.
Brother: Don't kid about these things.
*Approaching large lodge complete with an aquatics center including a water slide and lazy river*
Me: Yep our family knows how to camp.
Brother: Dad, when you came here as a kid were you in a horse-drawn buggy?
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